Funny Gifts for Dad: Raunchy Hats and Tees He Will Actually Wear

Dad already owns enough ties and mugs. If your father laughs at the jokes you are not supposed to repeat at dinner, a funny gift for dad that he will actually wear is a better bet. Here is how to pick one that lands.

Start with the dad hat

The dad hat is the easiest win: low-profile, adjustable, and instantly casual. Our Got wood? Under Armour® Dad Hat pairs a cheeky slogan with a built-in HeatGear® sweatband that wicks away moisture, so it works on the golf course, the lake or the garage. If you want something simpler, the “Fuck” Distressed Dad Hat is a 6-panel, unstructured cap in pre-shrunk cotton twill with a slightly distressed brim.

Pick a tee that matches his sense of humor

• The tech guy: Can I show you my hard drive? Unisex Tee is soft, pre-shrunk combed and ring-spun cotton with a very bad pickup line.
• The space-pun guy: the Trip to Uranus Unisex Tee is a classic for dads who never outgrew planet jokes.
• The “thick tee” guy: the Fuckasaurus Around Men’s Tee is a garment-dyed heavyweight shirt in 100% ring-spun cotton.
• The eco-minded guy: Check out my six-pack is made from recycled materials and is lightweight for warm days.

Do not forget the cozy layer

For cold-weather gifting, the Trip to Uranus Unisex Hoodie has a pouch pocket and a warm 3-panel hood. It runs small, so order one size up.

Order early: everything is made to order

Every item at Raunchy Market is printed after you order, which keeps waste down but means production takes a little longer than off-the-shelf gifts. If you are shopping for a birthday or holiday, order ahead.

Want more ideas? Browse our full gifts for dad collection or see every gift for him.